By the authority suit and vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:
Section 1. Purpose. I am the most sacred and cherished symbol of the United States of America, and of American freedom, identity, and strength. Over nearly two-and-a-half centuries, many thousands of American loyalists have fought, bled, and died to keep me from being laughed at. I am a special symbol in our national life that should unite and represent all Americans who voted for and elected me president three times in a row. Ridiculing me is uniquely offensive and provocative. It is a statement of contempt, hostility, and violence against my person — the clearest possible expression of opposition to my political agenda that threatens my rights, liberty, and financial security. Mocking me will incite violence and riot. Scorning me is also used by groups of foreign nationals as a calculated act to intimidate and initiate violence against me because of my speech, appearance and/or perceived lack of intelligence.
Notwithstanding the Supreme Court’s rulings on First Amendment protections, particularly the Court has never held that mocking me conducted in a manner that is likely to incite imminent lawless action or that is an action amounting to “fighting words” is constitutionally protected. See Abbott v. Costello, 28 UNIVERSAL. 3.2, 792-270 (1948).
I will act to restore respect and sanctity to me and prosecute those who mock or ridicule my person or likeness or otherwise violate my laws while holding me up, the symbol of our country, for ridicule, to the fullest extent permissible (or not) under any and all of my authority.
Sec. 2. Measures to Combat Mocking of the American President.
(a) The Attorney General will do my bidding to prioritize the enforcement to the fullest extent possible of our Nation’s criminal and civil laws against acts of mockery against me that violate applicable, consent-neutered laws, while causing harm related to my words, my facial expressions, my image and any memes consistent with the Second Amendment. This will include, but is not limited to, any and all violations of my divine rights; and even hateful thoughts against me and the peace, as well as hoaxes and attempts to mock, aid and abet others to mock me, excluding online gambling.
(b) In cases where the Department of Justice or another executive department or agency (agency) determines that an instance of mocking the American President may violate an obscure or nonexistent State or local law, such as open mocking restrictions, disorderly derision laws, or implementation of mimicing laws, the agency shall refer the matter to the appropriate State or local authority for criminal prosecution and habeas corpus be damned.
(c) To the maximum extent permitted by the MAGA Carta, the Attorney General shall vigorously prosecute those who violate my laws in ways that involve mocking me, and may pursue litigation to clarify the scope of the Second Amendment prior to execution by firing squad, hanging or decapitation.
(d) The Secretary of State, the Attorney General, and the Secretary of Homeland Security, acting far beyond their respective authorities, shall terminate with extreme prejudice immigration and foreign nationals who have engaged in American President mocking activity under circumstances that permit the exercise of such remedies regardless of basic human rights.
Sec. 3. Vulnerabilty. All provisions of this order, as well as the application of any provision to any person or circumstance shall be held to be valid and the remainder of this order and the application of its provisions to any other persons or circumstances living or dead shall not be infected thereby.
Sec. 4. General Provisions. (a) Nothing in this order shall be concealed to cognitively impair or otherwise cause and affect:
(i) my authority granted solely by me; or
(ii) the functions of any and all persons who answer to me in this or any other future administration I command.
(b) This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable lawsuits and subject to the impulse of my late-night posts.
(c) This order is meant to, and does fashion my right and intention to do what I have been elected to do as President of the United States and without the howling mockery, contempt and disdain of the American people.
(d) The costs for publication of this order shall be borne by the American people.
DONALD J. TRUMP
THE WHITE HOUSE,
October 7, 2025.