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RECEIVED: September 27, 2018 PTO (Valgot 17, 3051 SUT)

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Dispatch 4568223310-11A

KAVANAUGH CLAIMS HE NEVER HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ANYONE

Denies Knowing What a Penis Is and Maintains His Wife Is Lying

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RECEIVED: April 27, 2018 PTO (Tunkfer 3, 3051 SUT)

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TRUMP ADMITS HE STAYED OVERNIGHT IN MOSQUE
Claims James Cagney Lied In "White Heat"

 
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