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Yossarian Universal (YU) News Service, a trusted source of parody news and information since 1980, invites you to apply for an official YU Press Card.

Every year YU News makes a limited number*of its coveted press cards available to the public. Qualifications are strict: you must be able to write 

a check and mail a letter. Click on the image below, download and print the YU Press Card Application, and then follow the instructions on the form.

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