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December 12, 2000.YU News Dispatch 001

SUPREME COURT GIVES PRESIDENCY TO BRAIN DAMAGED SON OF GEORGE H. BUSH

January 12, 2001.YU News Dispatch 006

ASHCROFT DEFENDS RIGHT TO BE NATION'S FIRST DEAD ATTORNEY GENERAL

February 16, 2001.YU News Dispatch 011

COWBOY SUMMIT A COMPLETE SUCCESS AS BUSH FINALLY LOCATES MEXICO

March 9, 2001.YU News Dispatch 014

CHENEY UNCONCERNED ABOUT DIET AND VOWS TO KEEP EATING BEEF

April 13, 2001.YU News Dispatch 019

REMAINS OF 6 MILLION YEAR OLD MAN IN KENYA FINALLY IDENTIFIED

May 4, 2001.YU News Dispatch 022

BUSH SAYS WAR IS BEST WAY TO SOLVE NATION'S PROBLEMS WITH EVERYONE

June 8, 2001.YU News Dispatch 027

ASHCROFT SAYS McVEIGH'S DEATH A SIGN THAT GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD

July 6, 2001.YU News Dispatch 031

BUSH CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY AND RECEIVES FIRST ARTIFICIAL BRAIN IMPLANT

August 24, 2001. YU News Dispatch 038

DISCOVERY OF PARALLEL WORLD OFFERS NEW HOPE FOR BUSH PRESIDENCY

September 14, 2001.YU News Dispatch 041

BUSH RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN WAR GETS $20 BILLION CONTRIBUTION FROM CONGRESS

October 19, 2001.YU News Dispatch 046

GOVERNMENT SAYS EVERYTHING IS SECRET AND NOBODY CAN LEAVE THE ROOM

November 23, 2001 YU News Dispatch 051

WHITE HOUSE KICKS OFF HOLIDAY SEASON BY CLOSING ITS DOORS TO THE PUBLIC

December 7, 2001.YU News Dispatch 053

ASHCROFT ACCUSES EVERYONE OF BEING A TERRORIST BEFORE LITERALLY LOSING FACE

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